HOLLYWOOD, CA – In the midst of a tumultuous election season, late night talk show host James “Jimmy” Kimmel has announced his candidacy for Vice President of the United States. Making the announcement on historic Hollywood Boulevard, very close to a Wetzel’s Pretzels, Kimmel told the nation he’ll compete for the country’s second highest office, defying those who call this a complete misunderstanding of the political process. Kimmel was accompanied by his wife Barbara Ann, his children Jessup and Barbara Ann Jr., his longtime security man Guillermo Rodriguez, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, an enthusiastic throng of supporters, and a variety of men dressed as superheroes.